Are you effing kidding me??!!

I was reading a comment on my Hitchens67 Youtube channel from a christian who asked incredulously if I really believed in that science crap explanation of the universe. I just sat their with my mouth hanging open for flies to buzz in and out of marveling at the absolute stupidity of some people in this the 21st Century! Really?! A person that is using a complex instrument CREATED by that crap science is asking me how I can fathom the scientific explanation of the universe! The very computer chair, desk, computer etc. that this person is using was invented by the very same minds that brought us evolution and all of the other info that rationally explains our existence! Hey buddy! How in the world can you not believe in my god that has no root in evidence and reason? How can you POSSIBLY refute the mountains of complete myth and hearsay with that…that…SCIENCE stuff?

Well, one answer, I believe, would be that it saves me money spent on anointed cloths and splinters of THE ORIGINAL cross that Jesus was crucified on! I’ll just save my hard-earned dollars for sensible things like Elvis commemorative plates and one-time offers on limited edition Ron Jeremy plastic dicks!