1. The NSA leaker can go fuck himself.
2. RIP James Gandolfini, when you get to the gate St.Peter’s gonna get whacked!
3. If Jesus was a landlord, he’d be that guy who doesn’t fix shit!
4. Egypt can kiss my ass as long as they rape and persecute women.
5. That asshole who runs the Creation Museum is a huge deluded fucktool!
6. If George Zimmerman beats his murder rap are they gonna hire him back at The Men’s Warehouse?
7. Congrats LGBT community on marriage equality, now you can be as miserable as straight people!
8. Impeach Obama, his head is shaped like a light bulb!