The Beeble: 7 Genesis

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On Facts and Faith

The Beeble
By Eric Monk

Gad said to Noah: “In case you forgot, you should bring your family on the ark when the flood comes. Also, you must take seven pairs of each kind of clean beast, and two pairs of the unclean beasts. Also you gotta get seven pairs of each kind of bird. I’ll give you a week, then I’ll let it pour.” Noah looked surprised and answered the lord: “But the last time we spoke you only said for me to get one pair of each animal kind. It has not been easy but I got them all, and now you’re giving me a week to get six pairs more of almost every animal kind?! Man, screw you… Arh well, I guess I have no choice..” Gad looked at Noah without sympathy, “You’re damn straight, you don’t have any choice. I will make it rain for forty…

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