Can you tell me what is wrong with this picture?
In case you need assistance, I will point it out for you. This man, though quite handsome, is an idiot.
Speaking from my own personal standpoint, that dude would have gotten a snowball shoved up his ass if he had tried to pull that blatant demand for selfishness with moi.
I can say this now, because sadly it has happened to me.
I know, awful huh?
Let’s skip the foreplay, baby. Now get down there, you know you want to.
Ladies, I will give you a minute to stop laughing.
My ex was the anti-foreplay king. I was lucky if I got a boob tweak. He didn’t kiss me, claiming to be tongue-tied. (The lamest excuse I have ever heard.) So for the close to 7 years that I was with him, there was absolutely no lip locks to be…
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