Chronicles of YHWH 22: The Second Coming

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Second Coming

It is written, that upon his Second Coming, Yeshua will come like a thief in the night. And lo, he will catch people unawares:

Yeshua: Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt! Everyone, grab some air! Stick them up!!

People(Badly surprised): W…who are you?

Yeshua: I am the son of man, you heathens! I’ve come back to rapture all ya!!

People: B…but you are wearing a ski-mask! And carrying a gun!

Yeshua: I have come to fulfil my own prophecy! I promised to come back like a thief in the night! So, here I am! Keep your mangy paws in the air, where I can see them!!

People: Why are you carrying a duffel bag?

Yeshua: Every thief worth his name ALWAYS carries a duffel bag! It’s part of the trade! Now, where’s the safe? I want dollars and pearls in mine bag here, you…

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