GOD BLESS YOU HITCH!!

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Tonite I raise a glass to the late great Christopher Hitchen, a truly intelligent and moral man! You have been gone two years now and not a day goes by that I don’t use the knowledge from your writings to combat Bronze-age throwback bullshit! To you, I salute the memory of your lifelong struggle to bring light into the minds of small minded people believing in fairy tales! Your lasting impression on everyone that you have come in to contact with will live on forever!!

Anniversary!

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Hello my friends,

My 20 year wedding anniversary is today and I celebrate it with the woman who has been by my side this whole time. She inspires me to brew better beer and to continue my career advancement in nursing and as a better father to my three children. I have tried to impart a doctrine of personal success and self-reliance to my children so that they may never become a cancerous boil on the ass of mankind and will always earn their own way! My wife and I have overcome many personal obstacles put in our way by irresponsible parents who sucked off of the labor of others and have changed the dynamic and direction of our own family. We believe and worship personal responsibility and bow at the alter of do-it-your-fucking-self. We received no help and pulled ourselves up by ourselves for ourselves, so fuck you godfolk and other deluded peeps! WE DID IT OURSELVES AND CONTINUE TO DO SO!!!! No anger, just pride in the fact that we never thought that some fucking god would rescue us! Thank you Melany, my partner in crime!