Hello my friends,

My 20 year wedding anniversary is today and I celebrate it with the woman who has been by my side this whole time. She inspires me to brew better beer and to continue my career advancement in nursing and as a better father to my three children. I have tried to impart a doctrine of personal success and self-reliance to my children so that they may never become a cancerous boil on the ass of mankind and will always earn their own way! My wife and I have overcome many personal obstacles put in our way by irresponsible parents who sucked off of the labor of others and have changed the dynamic and direction of our own family. We believe and worship personal responsibility and bow at the alter of do-it-your-fucking-self. We received no help and pulled ourselves up by ourselves for ourselves, so fuck you godfolk and other deluded peeps! WE DID IT OURSELVES AND CONTINUE TO DO SO!!!! No anger, just pride in the fact that we never thought that some fucking god would rescue us! Thank you Melany, my partner in crime!