Them there Duggars dammit! ( also-it’s a VAGINA not a clown car ).


Convicting Me About My Anger Problem’

Posted on Sep 5, 2013 @ 7:30AM | By 

Michelle Duggar always seems to have a smile on her face and a loving tone of voice, but the mother of 19 admits a dark secretthat she has – she struggled with an anger problem when her children were young.

The 19 Kids and Counting reality show matriarch made the admission in a new video blog obtained by where she explained how she overcame her “anxiousness” and “anger” with the help of The Lord.

“I don’t always stay calm,” Jim Bob Duggar’s wife admits.

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“Years ago The Lord really broke my heart about my anxiousness and my anger. I think we all struggle with that. The feelings of frustration and anger building up and how do we deal with that?”

Michelle said she found her answer in a Wisdom booklet she was studying with her young children.

“The one point that stuck in my heart, just pierced through my being, was the point about a soft answer turns away wrath,” she described.

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“I just began to cry. I said ‘I want you children to know that mommy loves you and I really am a nice person and I don’t want you to think I’m this mean mommy.’”

Michelle, who depends daily on her faith said she spoke to her children about her problem, telling them: “God is really convicting me about my anger problem and my heart of not showing you God’s kind of love during these times and moments of my mommying you. Would you please forgive me?”

She said that her life changed after she had that revelation.

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“It was like pouring ice cold water on a hot head when you have one of your little ones say ‘Mommy, you’re kind of getting angry.’”

Which is when Mama Duggar says she changed her tone for good, saying “At that point I chose to lower my voice and whisper.”

“I also admit that I have a pathological need to be pregnant ALL the time, ignoring that it is completely irresponsible to have such an enormous carbon footprint in today’s overpopulated world. So, I will use my vagina to it’s fullest capacity and breed like the queen in the movie ‘Alien.”

OK folks, now it’s my turn on the analysis deal. The reason for her anxiety and anger can be found in the most basic psychological articles and is an absolutely textbook case of emotional overload caused by so many people needing your attention and care at once. She brought this on herself and shouldn’t be given a pass because all she had to do was use birth control or close her legs, but the Sky myth told her not too. This, of course, is an even bigger concern in that a grown woman with 19 kids to care for is walking around the house conversing with an imaginary friend; my recommendation would be meds to make the voices go away!

The above mentioned situation is a classic example of using a ‘higher power’ as an excuse to wantonly do what you want to without taking an ounce of personal responsibility because ‘The Lord told me to do it.’ With a rubber stamp from the Sky Fairie, the religious go about their lives of illogical activity by telling others that a magical book of mythical stories gives them Carte Blanche to do whatever is contained in their little book of rules, fuck every other responsible person on the planet. The reason that I see religion as a delusion/mental illness is because if I am told to do an irresponsible thing by a supposed all powerful force, then I am going to definitely “ask the Almighty for his I.D.” as Dr. McCoy so eloquently warned Jim Kirk not to do in Star Trek 7, The Final Frontier. The facts of the matter are, I am not going to any Hell for one, for two, The Lord does not really exist anyway, HE is a deity created by man in his own image. Number three, I don’t follow shit blindly like a mindless sheep of Yaweh’s flock! There you have it! I ain’t doin’ it if you can’t provide logical argument as to why it should be done, whatever the fuck ‘it’ is! I refuse to live my life by a book written in the Bronze Age by indeterminate sources, that would be both foolish and vacuum headed as a Kardashian on helium!

Religion is predicated on the fact that there are a vast amount of hysterical and illiterate people that will follow it and establish it so that literate sheep will then follow as well. Take Cy Ten Bruggencate and Wm Lane Craig for example, two very educated people that are completely in the dark ages of thinking. These very educated people continue to stump for a cause that has no foundation in logic, reason or proof, but they drank the Kool-Ade! Like Mama Dugger, ( a considerably less educated person that the two that I just mentioned ), they would seemingly lay down their mortal lives defending a myth with no more substance than the ones of ancient Greece. These deluded souls carry out the ‘will’ of GOD against logical reasoning to the contrary and do not care if it negatively effects others, because if the LORD tells you to do it, then it must be divinely inspired! THE LORD, in their fevered minds, trumps any and all sensible arguments, period! Now that, my friends, is true insanity! Free thinkers ask questions and are generally smarter than believers, so they tend to use analysis BEFORE action, the religious just go about ‘carrying out the will of GOD.’ Remember, only 10% of the world’s population is forward thinking with the other 90% drag them down. Those complete followers are the grazing sheep of humanity just Duggering along in life porking out future generations of deluded followers from their faithful vaginas. Don’t get me wrong, I include the ‘Hose of faith’ in the reproductive circle, males, as you know, carry a special place in the misogynistic heart of ‘OUR LORD.’

Well, we, yet again, come to another conclusion to this days blasphemy against the LORD, and will return very soon to re offend! Thank you and good night, may all of your dreams be Duggar dreams!