I was perusing the net today and came upon an article by the most brilliant scientist Bill Nye.
Been a long time since I last graced you with my opinion and my opinion alone. No I don’t, like so many others, put forth my suppositions as truth as does the bulk of pedantic assholes who like to hear themselves speak! I acknowledge that I may be the crazy fuck amoungst you who’s opinion is incredibly skewed and could be way off of the mark DUE to that aforementioned possible instability! Schizophrenia aside, I am of the mind to elucidate, elaborate, and later, if I have time, masturbate! The latter will have to be done without my faithful readers involvement! Since the last time that I graced your presence the world has been rocked with a mass murder, complicated by an election and confused by Governmental subterfuge! The Left is pissed because Obama has constituents to please, the Right is ready to vote for the ‘Apostate of Hell’ as the have referred to the Mormons, and the hipsters are still riding bikes in traffic like the stupid fucktards that they are!
First we will start with Colorado. The media as they do all the time, sticks a camera and mike into the face of a bloody survivor and starts asking questions as if the poor bastard is NOT in shock from the loss of 3 pints of blood. The left responds with a knee-jerk response to ban guns and an out pouring of shit about the lack of mental health support for crazy shitbags like the shooter in the theater! GOOD! Yes, the family should have said that the shooter was a crazy bastard, if my son was unhinged and speaking nonsense I would follow up on it, fuck the Guv, they abandoned mental health and the Libs didn’t make much of a stink about it! The Right couldn’t care less, they are part of the problem! We can’t count on the GUB! They are corrupt just as much as the private sector!
This was preventable and guns had nothing to do with it! Yes the people probably don’t need automatic weapons but the bulk of law abiding citizens are not the ones commiting the crimes! Guns disappear and the only ones that you see with them are outaws. TRUTH!!! Put this bastard to death and be done! He cannot join society as a member, so work him to death or kill him! Sorry to the parents, but I would agree to let the system work him to death after the death of a 6 yr old!
Guns let those of us put game on our table regardless of what you asshole vegetarians think, and let us do the jobs that you pussies aren’t willing to do. When you hipsters get the net then call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I write today to celebrate the freedom that we are to enjoy on this coming 4th of July, our independence day. I write to celebrate all of the illusions that we hold dear and are willing to protect , even unto death, against the onslaught of the actual free thinker, that bastard that tells us that we are not truly free, that it is all just smoke and mirrors. I feel enormous pride that my system has allowed me to be brainwashed into a culture of debt and indentured servitude that puts the rich far above me at a record pace year after year. I feel pride that banks have invented fee after fee and ATM charges so that they may sit on their asses and collect hundreds of billions of dollars a year without even working for it! I love it! I also love how liberals ignore it and how conservatives say that we have our wills we can take it or leave it! Really!!?? If we were smarter than the brainwashers we would not have an average personal debt of 25-35,000 dollars!
Since 1950, credit cards have brought us into the era of financial slavery and convinced us that it is normal to have running balances! My grandma used to say that debt was a sin and a SHAME! and most of our grandparents were raised to believe that way and usually wouldn’t buy something unless they could pay for it in cash! As a matter of fact a passage in Proverbs even says that ‘the borrower is a SLAVE to the lender!’ I am an atheist but that is the most intelligent quote that I have read in the bible( not capitalized because I do not revere it in any way shape or form). Even the freakin bible says that debt is a mistake!
I found a great program by a christian guy named Dave Ramsey and it is AWESOME! I ignore the bible quotes and follow the complete fucking financial logic that this guy speaks of! I intend to be debt free in a couple of years and can see an end in sight. You guys out there can too as long as you follow a system that lets you see your money with your own eyes. The debit crowd loses money because they don’t see it leave their hands. They use a debit card or credit card and never see the true amount that they spend thereby getting themeselves over their heads in debt and paying minimal payments on 6 fucking credit cards and NEVER truly paying off the debt! You need to SEE the money! The bank has fooled you with the cashless system and even has people looking at you strange when you pay for purchases in cash! The cashless system was DESIGNED for this! The cashless system has tricked Americans and people from other civilized countries into living an entire life in debt to the fucking bank! TELL ME THIS SHIT IS NOT TRUE! Why would you not pay a few thousand for a car and then save the entire amount up for the second car that is almost new? Why? Beacause the bank WANTS you to spend on the interest rate! People who make money are encouraged to spend on interest rates and pay minimum payments, rent furniture, take out loans on shit and remodel on credit because it keeps them in debt and ALWAYS paying something into the banking system! I, personally have no credit cards, and for those scoffers, I am in the upper tier wage earners in the country and am working to have zero debt by 2014. I have my own house and two almost paid off late model cars, my own furniture and a great income. My aim is to maximize my incomes worth to me and quit being a slave to the billionaires of this world!
I have blazed the trail for my children. My oldest and my 10yr old have both come to me after talking to people about the bible and have tearfully explained to me that they do not believe in god. I replied that I was proud of them to make such an important decision on their own and that I didn’t judge them. I have not coached them but have found that educated kids who are not primed with bullshit will eventually use logic to come to a reasonable conclusion. Reasonable meaning that they believe science over fairy tale crap that has not a shred of proof! Anyway, I must go and make chicken for the salad and leave you good people alone for now. Peace out and keep reason in your mind!
Hey Y’all! Me again comin’ ta you frum Wawshington Boy!!
I am totally fine with the mother unit dying in a nursing home because I havn’t known her in 30 years as I have been at war with her for 30+ years! I fell out with her when I first questioned her about the sanity of travelling without the means to do so about 32 years ago. I wondered how the vagabond lifestyle would effect a child of 9 in the long run and was told that I was the lone dissenter in the group. Lets ask the dependents if the leader is fucking up and see what they say having been dependent upon this fucking idiot for their whole lives! Good decision! No, I questioned the logic first hand and called her on the groupthink bullshit early! Obviously I thought that the people blindly following her had to be hoodoo’d by her and considered their opinions to be suspect! People from the outside had told me that the vagabonding was bullshit and I believed them based on what caring parents had provided for their children.
I have so far , not fed my children out of a trash can. That was my choice! I have striven for career work with stable hours and have done what it takes for my family to have what they need. I would also break any law that I had to to make sure that they eat well. I would do whatever it takes to secure their future regardless if it screwed my own future. I believe that my purpose on this earth is to make sure that my children have the best that is possible in this life. To challenge my children is to challenge me and if you want to win you had better damn well kill me because you certainly will die if you falter! I will feast on your fucking head if you damage one of mine and I will then beat you to death. Caution to you. Kill everyone! If you don’t then I will methodically hunt you down and eliminate you in the most horrible way possible!
I just want to rectify the way in which parenting is executed. I will kill the child molester and be in the face of the asshole! Just let me have a moment with one who is questionable with a child. I will prevail. I WILL know them if they are a piece of shit! Any parent will have ‘that feeling.’ No one can pay a debt to society for a crime such as child molestation! Know you if you come across me that I will NEVER forgive you for a transgression against a child! You are not my friend or even an aquiantance! You are a potential dead fuck is what you are! NEVER CAN YOU EVER PAY A DEBT TO SOCIETY FOR YOUR CRIME! As a person who is innocent you are fine, but that is obvious. Most creepers are unable to hide themselves. I am there to help parents if they need it and respect honesty. My mom exposed us to her bullshit and people tried to co-depend her bullshit. Fuck that! She had free will as described by the Christians, so fuck her and her idiot decisions. Where were we in all that? We just get to have her bullshit explained by ‘ she did the best with what she was given.’ FUCK HER and her fucking asshole friends! You fucks gave her the freedom to have kids and fuck them up!! If the explanation holds then fuck you assholes and fuck my responsibility to step in for her at at the end of her life!! She rots in a state run facility because she NEVER took responsibility for her children!! Where is her GOD at this time when he should have been telling her to stand up for her kids?!! Her youngest was trying to convince her that the oldest was molesting him and now the oldest has 4 counts of child molestation against him + prison time! Goodbye Mom and hopefully god bless if the bastard exists!!
Ah, for the simpler times when we just burned those that we didn’t understand! Now we have groups of people coming out of the woodwork demanding rights from the Holy Fucking Church that don’t quite jibe with the norm of the conservative facist supposed majority. Well blessed be! Whatever is a Klansman supposed to do? Bow to the will of a perverted class of people who are hurting no one and loving each other, or burn them at the stake and keep mankind in the stone age? I say fuck them smart phones and new-fangled computers and burn those Jesus-hating heathens!! I,for one,am sick and tired of people expecting this country to move into the modern age.
Ta Hell with them Homersekshuls and their assfukin politics! Marriage is between one man and one woman and his or her affairs of choice as well as the 50% divorce rate in the ‘Sanctified’ community! No Homersekshul ever fought for this country…..OK thats beside the point. No Homersekshul ever sacrificed anything for….Oh bullshit, alright ya got me! But no homasekshul was at the creation of this country and…Goddammit! Will ya shut up? That duzzent mean a thing!
Seems that sexuality has no bearing in any of the fairy tale followers arguements at all! Funny! I also havn’t personally spoken to ANY atheist anti-homosexual people! This makes me wonder why I never speak to believers! Please remember that GAWD doesn’t exist and that everyone deserves rights. I don;t understand some of them myself but that doesn’t give me a right to judge them or hate them. Remember, hate is for Republicans! I am not affiliated with a party, but I am certainly not a member of the ‘Grand Ol Shitty Party.’
Hello all of you Cheeto-staind fingered computer geeks!
I was just reading the story on the Communist News Network about the genetic aberration who possibly procreated with the Wal-Marter that he killed along with her oldest child(RIP to the child). The jerkoff, a Mr. Mayes something Wal-Marty, seemed creepy and subhuman in all photos. He also fit the profile of a trailer-bound talking ape. The Thomas Kinkade-loving simpleton mom of course thought that this idiot would be quality peeps to mix faulty genetic material with. The two kidnapped girls that he took look normal enough so the jury’s out on him being the donor yet! Said Jagoff kills mom and older daughter and goes on a tour of the Deliverance landscape with the two young girls.
The story ends happily with a bullet ripping the top of this asshole’s head off to expose the peanut inside. Usually these pieces of shit have to shoot themeselves in the asshole to actually cause brain damage but I guess this jerk had different physiology from the typical cousin-fucker. AAAAnyway! The veritable plethora of quiz kids that inhabit this region of Mississippi were all thanking the great cosmic Kim Jong Il, the ‘Dear Leader’ that they think visits them and delivers Easter eggs, for keeping these kids safe and granting a favorable outcome!
Well here I go! Pretend that I am Arnold Horshack behind the other Sweathogs, raising my hand high to ask Mr.Kotter a question, (fuck you if you are lost on the reference). Why did ‘Gawd’ fuck with them in the first place!? Was this another example of his devine plan to convince us all that ‘He’ exists? I would say that it was a good example of what happens when society thinks that licencing heavy machinery operators is more logical than licencing parents! GOOOD had nothing to do with it I’m quite sure! This is just a prime example of mixing shallow gene pools! Adding god just makes these idiots seem even more incredibly defective!
Arnold Horshack gone now, lets be straight. What people attribute to god, normal, thinking scientific folks would call psychological abuse! Thats right GOOOOD is the king of abusive parents in the cosmic scheme of it all! If this was your mother she would be being brought up on charges of extreme cruelty and child abuse! Reasoning would state that we find a way to regulate parents without Orwelling their asses but keep checks and balances on them to keep heathen C.H.U.Ds from having children! Life and liberty are RIGHTS! Child abuse is NOT a RIGHT! An all inclusive bill of rights would include a clause to protect future generations from the god-fearing crazies of the Earth.
Thank you SWAT for making this jackass feel that he needed to spare the taxpayer the burden of looking at his ugly face on (snicker) ‘Death Row.’ what a joke of a name, and thank you Flying Spagetti Monster for keeping the girls safe in your noodly appendage. God was too busy letting some other little child watch his parent being bludgeoned to death by a crazy shitbag! Thanks fer yer time and as we optimists say, “as long as you look the other way, I will steal your beer and the glass will remain half-full.’
Response to the anti-choice folks out there in cyberville. We are just a collection of cells that, like shit, are only stacked so high. This includes both inside AND outside the uterus! We must, as a people, do something to stem the tide of overpopulation because when ( quotation sound with fingers ), OUR LORD does take his followers home there won’t be enough clouds for all of them and then Heaven will have to deal with a homeless population!
I wonder if it would effect us unwashed non-believers ‘Left Behind,’ if that many folks urinated off of the side of the clouds or even dropped the ol’ deuce once a day?! Imagine being hit by a speeding celestial piece of shit as you were taking posession of your non-fat latte from the coffee hut! Steps people, we need to take steps!
Seriously though, I know that some folks like Angie Jackson are better at explaining things in a more, how would you say, utilitarian format? Facts, timelines, and no bullshit, just what is needed and no more! I, on the other hand, DO tend to explain things with a few more pleasantries but do not in any way diminish the expertise of Angie’s literary scalpel. She tends to wade into a subject as a physician to surgery. She opens it up, analyzes it and excises the cancer from it’s innards! I LIKE IT! I thrive on the debate and love to see the illogical squirm in their seats when confronted with an opinion that cannot be refuted or the author’s mind swayed! We all know that Ant-Choice and Christianity cannot be supported unless you strip individual freedom and go back to dancing around the campfire invoking the Allmighty Celestial Kim Jong Il, the Dear Leader of the theist.
I will return very soon to follow up with a bit more juicy fact instead of rant oh theist dogs of Pavlov! So continue waiting until the bell rings again. Until then, go forth non-believers and leave us alone all ye faithful!