I saw an interesting but tragic news story on Saturdat that featured a man who was swallowed up by a sinkholewhile sleeping. The funny thing was is that 2 days after this had happened they called off the search and are assuming that the guy is dead. On the sidelines the guy’s family is seeing it as a sign from god that the family bible made it out of the house intact! Maybe, just maybe the LOGICAL thing to do would be to ask why oh why the fuck did ‘you’ have to take whats-his-nuts and save us the fucking BIBLE?! These idiots probably go with the Gawd’s Plan explanation anyway. Also, it seems quite clear that Tebowing is no longer helping Tim Tebow as his star is already on the wane! Should he file a grievance or just change gods? If you can fire your agent for not doing his job, can you not fire your GOD for not living up to ‘his’ promises? I would! Hey Zeus! Yaweh just ain’t cuttin’ it these days regardless of how often I make myself look like an idiot Tebowing to him. You want the job? Show me da munny!! No less than $20 million to sign! I am also fiddling with my hitchens67 youtube channel to put up some special effects and get it more interesting. Please visit if you have an inclination, I would greatly appreciate it and I comment in return! I will be adding some historical points and some debating info for the non-believer to use in arguements so look for this as well. I will catch up to y’all later and peace out!
The book of whatever!Standard
I begin the book of whatever with the continued understanding that all of the supposed historical claims of the bible are still entirely false. No archeologist, paleontologist, whateverontologist has EVER been able to give credence to the fable that is the testament of the one true god! As the research goes on the bible fades further and further into the realm of fairy tale nonsense, freeing it’s followers to embrace a more ridiculous claim or to come to their senses. The sensible claim of course is to listen to provable science and expell the insane explanation in it’s favor.
I see today, a Romney ticket devoted to the perverse supposition that an old man in the sky sees us 24/7. The worst of it is that the christians had decried this idiot’s Mormon beliefs only 10 short years ago. Now that he is the strongest candidate the christians are willing to basically start in motion their own book of Revalation by voting for the ‘Apostate from Hell.” Mormonism is an affront to christianity as described by the christians themselves but now that the only choice is the black dude or the Mormon they will vote for the ‘demon.’ Love you guys! You are all deluded into thinking that your god is alive and you waste countless hours going to church to learn useless baseless crap! None of the religions practiced today have a shred of trackable, provable, historical proof as to their validity and would do best with being outlawed as damaging to the psyche.
Personally, I believe that Obomney cannot help any of us and should be abandoned, but one of these crooks has to be elected. Chose the one to give away more tax dollars to the ‘poor’ or the one who gives us away to the billionaires! They are both crooks! Fuck the generational poor AND fuck the billionaires! Fuck Obama AND fuck Romney! On one end you get the ‘one true gawd’ and on the other you get bigger gubment! No win sitch! I will have a dozen beers on it and call y’all later! I am pissed and confused!
The Science Guy!Standard
I was perusing the net today and came upon an article by the most brilliant scientist Bill Nye.
Still about me!!Standard
Hey Y’all! Me again comin’ ta you frum Wawshington Boy!!
I am totally fine with the mother unit dying in a nursing home because I havn’t known her in 30 years as I have been at war with her for 30+ years! I fell out with her when I first questioned her about the sanity of travelling without the means to do so about 32 years ago. I wondered how the vagabond lifestyle would effect a child of 9 in the long run and was told that I was the lone dissenter in the group. Lets ask the dependents if the leader is fucking up and see what they say having been dependent upon this fucking idiot for their whole lives! Good decision! No, I questioned the logic first hand and called her on the groupthink bullshit early! Obviously I thought that the people blindly following her had to be hoodoo’d by her and considered their opinions to be suspect! People from the outside had told me that the vagabonding was bullshit and I believed them based on what caring parents had provided for their children.
I have so far , not fed my children out of a trash can. That was my choice! I have striven for career work with stable hours and have done what it takes for my family to have what they need. I would also break any law that I had to to make sure that they eat well. I would do whatever it takes to secure their future regardless if it screwed my own future. I believe that my purpose on this earth is to make sure that my children have the best that is possible in this life. To challenge my children is to challenge me and if you want to win you had better damn well kill me because you certainly will die if you falter! I will feast on your fucking head if you damage one of mine and I will then beat you to death. Caution to you. Kill everyone! If you don’t then I will methodically hunt you down and eliminate you in the most horrible way possible!
I just want to rectify the way in which parenting is executed. I will kill the child molester and be in the face of the asshole! Just let me have a moment with one who is questionable with a child. I will prevail. I WILL know them if they are a piece of shit! Any parent will have ‘that feeling.’ No one can pay a debt to society for a crime such as child molestation! Know you if you come across me that I will NEVER forgive you for a transgression against a child! You are not my friend or even an aquiantance! You are a potential dead fuck is what you are! NEVER CAN YOU EVER PAY A DEBT TO SOCIETY FOR YOUR CRIME! As a person who is innocent you are fine, but that is obvious. Most creepers are unable to hide themselves. I am there to help parents if they need it and respect honesty. My mom exposed us to her bullshit and people tried to co-depend her bullshit. Fuck that! She had free will as described by the Christians, so fuck her and her idiot decisions. Where were we in all that? We just get to have her bullshit explained by ‘ she did the best with what she was given.’ FUCK HER and her fucking asshole friends! You fucks gave her the freedom to have kids and fuck them up!! If the explanation holds then fuck you assholes and fuck my responsibility to step in for her at at the end of her life!! She rots in a state run facility because she NEVER took responsibility for her children!! Where is her GOD at this time when he should have been telling her to stand up for her kids?!! Her youngest was trying to convince her that the oldest was molesting him and now the oldest has 4 counts of child molestation against him + prison time! Goodbye Mom and hopefully god bless if the bastard exists!!
Stupid Dog, he’s just a BOUNTY HUNTER!!!Standard
Hello all of you Cheeto-staind fingered computer geeks!
I was just reading the story on the Communist News Network about the genetic aberration who possibly procreated with the Wal-Marter that he killed along with her oldest child(RIP to the child). The jerkoff, a Mr. Mayes something Wal-Marty, seemed creepy and subhuman in all photos. He also fit the profile of a trailer-bound talking ape. The Thomas Kinkade-loving simpleton mom of course thought that this idiot would be quality peeps to mix faulty genetic material with. The two kidnapped girls that he took look normal enough so the jury’s out on him being the donor yet! Said Jagoff kills mom and older daughter and goes on a tour of the Deliverance landscape with the two young girls.
The story ends happily with a bullet ripping the top of this asshole’s head off to expose the peanut inside. Usually these pieces of shit have to shoot themeselves in the asshole to actually cause brain damage but I guess this jerk had different physiology from the typical cousin-fucker. AAAAnyway! The veritable plethora of quiz kids that inhabit this region of Mississippi were all thanking the great cosmic Kim Jong Il, the ‘Dear Leader’ that they think visits them and delivers Easter eggs, for keeping these kids safe and granting a favorable outcome!
Well here I go! Pretend that I am Arnold Horshack behind the other Sweathogs, raising my hand high to ask Mr.Kotter a question, (fuck you if you are lost on the reference). Why did ‘Gawd’ fuck with them in the first place!? Was this another example of his devine plan to convince us all that ‘He’ exists? I would say that it was a good example of what happens when society thinks that licencing heavy machinery operators is more logical than licencing parents! GOOOD had nothing to do with it I’m quite sure! This is just a prime example of mixing shallow gene pools! Adding god just makes these idiots seem even more incredibly defective!
Arnold Horshack gone now, lets be straight. What people attribute to god, normal, thinking scientific folks would call psychological abuse! Thats right GOOOOD is the king of abusive parents in the cosmic scheme of it all! If this was your mother she would be being brought up on charges of extreme cruelty and child abuse! Reasoning would state that we find a way to regulate parents without Orwelling their asses but keep checks and balances on them to keep heathen C.H.U.Ds from having children! Life and liberty are RIGHTS! Child abuse is NOT a RIGHT! An all inclusive bill of rights would include a clause to protect future generations from the god-fearing crazies of the Earth.
Thank you SWAT for making this jackass feel that he needed to spare the taxpayer the burden of looking at his ugly face on (snicker) ‘Death Row.’ what a joke of a name, and thank you Flying Spagetti Monster for keeping the girls safe in your noodly appendage. God was too busy letting some other little child watch his parent being bludgeoned to death by a crazy shitbag! Thanks fer yer time and as we optimists say, “as long as you look the other way, I will steal your beer and the glass will remain half-full.’
Response to the…Aside
Response to the anti-choice folks out there in cyberville. We are just a collection of cells that, like shit, are only stacked so high. This includes both inside AND outside the uterus! We must, as a people, do something to stem the tide of overpopulation because when ( quotation sound with fingers ), OUR LORD does take his followers home there won’t be enough clouds for all of them and then Heaven will have to deal with a homeless population!
I wonder if it would effect us unwashed non-believers ‘Left Behind,’ if that many folks urinated off of the side of the clouds or even dropped the ol’ deuce once a day?! Imagine being hit by a speeding celestial piece of shit as you were taking posession of your non-fat latte from the coffee hut! Steps people, we need to take steps!
Seriously though, I know that some folks like Angie Jackson are better at explaining things in a more, how would you say, utilitarian format? Facts, timelines, and no bullshit, just what is needed and no more! I, on the other hand, DO tend to explain things with a few more pleasantries but do not in any way diminish the expertise of Angie’s literary scalpel. She tends to wade into a subject as a physician to surgery. She opens it up, analyzes it and excises the cancer from it’s innards! I LIKE IT! I thrive on the debate and love to see the illogical squirm in their seats when confronted with an opinion that cannot be refuted or the author’s mind swayed! We all know that Ant-Choice and Christianity cannot be supported unless you strip individual freedom and go back to dancing around the campfire invoking the Allmighty Celestial Kim Jong Il, the Dear Leader of the theist.
I will return very soon to follow up with a bit more juicy fact instead of rant oh theist dogs of Pavlov! So continue waiting until the bell rings again. Until then, go forth non-believers and leave us alone all ye faithful!