Burn Baby!!

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I am amazed every day that I see religious literature at the bedside of someone who is acutely or chronically ill. Amazed because the fear is very present in the fact that these people do not ask why their all powerful omnipotent god does not heal them. If he was all powerful then you would expect that he could do this, but no, that goes against that shit in the bible meant to obscure the truth of the matter. Oh, we have free will and such, so god doesn’t get involved in these cases and lets his sheeple suffer as they cry out unto him! The truth is that these clauses in the spiritual contract are there to reinforce that you cannot see, touch or hear him, because if they weren’t then that would blow the illusion by making some poor bozo have to show up in a god suit with a puff of smoke!

These superstitions are based on blind faith alone and require but a sheep-like mentality to adhere to them. There is no basis or proof, there is no actual witnesses. Hell, Jesus can’t even be substantiated! The authors of the bible have only proven that to take control of the masses you need only to present a better deity than the one before. People are tractable, limited and backward thinking which really helps people like the Kartrashians get famous. Being an idiot also helps to increase the sales of gossip rags and romance novels because vacuum headed morons love to live vicariously through actors and other fictional characters. Why, if so many people didn’t pay attention to useless drivel then these things wouldn’t even exist, but they do because 90% of all people care more about their favorite American Idol than who is elected to lead them.

I see the terrible things that happen to innocent people every day yet I see these people or their family members pray to the very god that supposedly is powerful enough to have prevented the tragedy. The excuses, of course, are free will, the Devil, god is testing them, etc. I say that if HE was all-powerful, then HE would be a better steward of his fucking resources, but thats just me and sense having a conversation over here! I try not to spoil another person’s irrational blabber with my petty logic and reasoning, and I also try not to impune their impotent sky cop by constantly questioning HIS grace and power either. I just would love to have some insight as to why people have to make up fantastic stories to make themselves feel secure instead of looking to each other for strength. Sky Daddy is gone! The smoke and mirrors have gathered layers of dust while God has trimmed the long white hair into a mohawk and gone off to follow The Stones on their last tour! The ticket booth is empty and the great theater of life is no longer seating for the reading of The Book of Life! Yes your gonna burn, but only when your cremated by a relative trying to save 12 Grand on that silver handled casket! Hell, he may just row you out in the ol fishing boat, weigh you down with a few rocks and let the alligators do the rest! The moral of this story is that you are fucking gone when you are gone!

No animosity, but live your life and keep praying that real science will cure your ills! This is the only way that cures happen because GAWD is not gonna help! Faith does, because it is a powerful tool of the mind, not GOD driven. The human mind is a very underestimated and powerful thing that religion tries everyday to exploit and destroy. Once we can direct the power of the mind to assist science in healing, we will no longer need the lies and fairy stories of religion! How exciting!

Well, blog ya soon! Good bye and False-God Bless! Satan Mosel tov, Beelzebub Bye! Fairy tale farewell…..I’m beating a dead horse aren’t I? BYE!!!

The book of whatever!

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I begin the book of whatever with the continued understanding that all of the supposed historical claims of the bible are still entirely false. No archeologist, paleontologist, whateverontologist has EVER been able to give credence to the fable that is the testament of the one true god! As the research goes on the bible fades further and further into the realm of fairy tale nonsense, freeing it’s followers to embrace a more ridiculous claim or to come to their senses. The sensible claim of course is to listen to provable science and expell the insane explanation in it’s favor.

I see today, a Romney ticket devoted to the perverse supposition that an old man in the sky sees us 24/7. The worst of it is that the christians had decried this idiot’s Mormon beliefs only 10 short years ago. Now that he is the strongest candidate the christians are willing to basically start in motion their own book of Revalation by voting for the ‘Apostate from Hell.” Mormonism is an affront to christianity as described by the christians themselves but now that the only choice is the black dude or the Mormon they will vote for the ‘demon.’ Love you guys! You are all deluded into thinking that your god is alive and you waste countless hours going to church to learn useless baseless crap! None of the religions practiced today have a shred of trackable, provable, historical proof as to their validity and would do best with being outlawed as damaging to the psyche.

Personally, I believe that Obomney cannot help any of us and should be abandoned, but one of these crooks has to be elected. Chose the one to give away more tax dollars to the ‘poor’ or the one who gives us away to the billionaires! They are both crooks! Fuck the generational poor AND fuck the billionaires! Fuck Obama AND fuck Romney! On one end you get the ‘one true gawd’ and on the other you get bigger gubment! No win sitch! I will have a dozen beers on it and call y’all later! I am pissed and confused!

The Science Guy!

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I was perusing the net today and came upon an article by the most brilliant scientist Bill Nye.

Bill Nye

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 Mr. Nye was explaining how educationally injurious it is to prevent children from being taught the incredibly logical theory of evolution and that parents should let kids choose for themselves what to believe. I wholeheartedly agree and am a little bit more ‘forward’ to put it mildly, in my criticisms of those who disagree. I am, by nature, a true follower of the works of Dawkins, Dennett, Hitchens and other atheists and identify myself with the most hard core of the lot. My belief is that early indoctrination of children to religion amounts to child abuse and should be banned like asbestos! Religion has and will always poison our society into starting conflict to commit mass murder in the name of some despotic shitty god created my greedy men in his own image. Bill Nye, like so many others of the enlightened and growing minority of atheists are trying to drag these dark age looneys into the 21st century and assist in dispelling the idiocy of the fables of all organized religion. YES! It IS injurious to mold a developing mind to believe in a doctrine that has absolutely NO basis at all! It’s like polluting purified water by putting toilet water in it! A small amount can destroy a shitload of water!
I have religious friends and find it VERY hard to not be insulting so I never talk about any subjevt that leads back to religion. I have great knowledge in how to debate and have no inclination to alienate these people. They know me and do not try to tell me ‘The Good News’ because they know that to me the ‘good’ news is that they WON’T tell me about Jesus! I support Nye and all of his scientific constituents in forwarding the cause and mission of science to bring the human race forward into the light, a light without the darkness of petty little religions trying to garner acolytes and destroy reason.
Science and religion CANNOT coexist due to the warlike close-minded nature of the faithful. They have persecuted and killed scientists in the past and would return to this practice if they had the power to do so, so they must be stopped. Those religious nutjobs replying to the Nye article came across as ignorant, infantile barbarians in supposing that god had ANYTHING to do with science AND that atheists were selfish in chosing logic over the idiotic fables of the bible! How so many people can buy into the bullshit that is the bible is beyond me in that science and reason have completely disproved this yoke of slavery in it’s entirety! I absolutely despise having to skewer the false doctrine of the blind but feel the need to because there is so much craziness in the world because of god and gods! If these people would keep their fables to themselves then I would leave them to their delusions, but when you try to poison others to believe in your fabricated nonsense then atheism needs a louder voice. I AM that voice and am excited to help others ‘come out’ of the atheist closet to fight the opressive ignorance of organized religion!
Read what Nye has to say and let children have a real chance in this world to bring it forward! Examine the fact that your religions have exactly ZERO proof and set your minds free to think on your own! You ARE worthy! You ARE NOT born a sinner who must live on your knees to a ficticious god! Wake up people before fanatics can damage us more with their dark age lunacy! Bill, keep speaking out and all other atheists please keep fighting to end the darkness of ignorance! Remember, just because you believe in bullshit does not make it true!

god IS NOT GREAT!

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HellOOOOO blogodytes!

Been a long time since I last graced you with my opinion and my opinion alone. No I don’t, like so many others, put forth my suppositions as truth as does the bulk of pedantic assholes who like to hear themselves speak! I acknowledge that I may be the crazy fuck amoungst you who’s opinion is incredibly skewed and could be way off of the mark DUE to that aforementioned possible instability! Schizophrenia aside, I am of the mind to elucidate, elaborate, and later, if I have time, masturbate! The latter will have to be done without my faithful readers involvement! Since the last time that I graced your presence the world has been rocked with a mass murder, complicated by an election and confused by Governmental subterfuge! The Left is pissed because Obama has constituents to please, the Right is ready to vote for the ‘Apostate of Hell’ as the have referred to the Mormons, and the hipsters are still riding bikes in traffic like the stupid fucktards that they are!

First we will start with Colorado. The media as they do all the time, sticks a camera and mike into the face of a bloody survivor and starts asking questions as if the poor bastard is NOT in shock from the loss of 3 pints of blood. The left responds with a knee-jerk response to ban guns and an out pouring of shit about the lack of mental health support for crazy shitbags like the shooter in the theater! GOOD! Yes, the family should have said that the shooter was a crazy bastard, if my son was unhinged and speaking nonsense I would follow up on it, fuck the Guv, they abandoned mental health and the Libs didn’t make much of a stink about it! The Right couldn’t care less, they are part of the problem! We can’t count on the GUB! They are corrupt just as much as the private sector!

This was preventable and guns had nothing to do with it! Yes the people probably don’t need automatic weapons but the bulk of law abiding citizens are not the ones commiting the crimes! Guns disappear and the only ones that you see with them are outaws. TRUTH!!! Put this bastard to death and be done! He cannot join society as a member, so work him to death or kill him! Sorry to the parents, but I would agree to let the system work him to death after the death of a 6 yr old!

Guns let those of us put game on our table regardless of what you asshole vegetarians think, and let us do the jobs that you pussies aren’t willing to do. When you hipsters get the net then call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gay Marriage and God!

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Ah, for the simpler times when we just burned those that we didn’t understand! Now we have groups of people coming out of the woodwork demanding rights from the Holy Fucking Church that don’t quite jibe with the norm of the conservative facist supposed majority. Well blessed be! Whatever is a Klansman supposed to do? Bow to the will of a perverted class of people who are hurting no one and loving each other, or burn them at the stake and keep mankind in the stone age? I say fuck them smart phones and new-fangled computers and burn those Jesus-hating heathens!! I,for one,am sick and tired of people expecting this country to move into the modern age.

Ta Hell with them Homersekshuls and their assfukin politics! Marriage is between one man and one woman and his or her affairs of choice as well as the 50% divorce rate in the ‘Sanctified’ community! No Homersekshul ever fought for this country…..OK thats beside the point. No Homersekshul ever sacrificed anything for….Oh bullshit, alright ya got me! But no homasekshul was at the creation of this country and…Goddammit! Will ya shut up? That duzzent mean a thing!

Seems that sexuality has no bearing in any of the fairy tale followers arguements at all! Funny! I also havn’t personally spoken to ANY atheist anti-homosexual people! This makes me wonder why I never speak to believers!  Please remember that GAWD doesn’t exist and that everyone deserves rights. I don;t understand some of them myself but that doesn’t give me a right to judge them or hate them. Remember, hate is for Republicans! I am not affiliated with a party, but I am certainly not a member of the ‘Grand Ol Shitty Party.’

Stupid Dog, he’s just a BOUNTY HUNTER!!!

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Hello all of you Cheeto-staind fingered computer geeks!

I was just reading the story on the Communist News Network about the genetic aberration who possibly procreated with the Wal-Marter that he killed along with her oldest child(RIP to the child). The jerkoff, a Mr. Mayes something Wal-Marty, seemed creepy and subhuman in all photos. He also fit the profile of a trailer-bound talking ape. The Thomas Kinkade-loving simpleton mom of course thought that this idiot would be quality peeps to mix faulty genetic material with. The two kidnapped girls that he took look normal enough so the jury’s out on him being the donor yet! Said Jagoff kills mom and older daughter and goes on a tour of the Deliverance landscape with the two young girls.

The story ends happily with a bullet ripping the top of this asshole’s head off to expose the peanut inside. Usually these pieces of shit have to shoot themeselves in the asshole to actually cause brain damage but I guess this jerk had different physiology from the typical cousin-fucker. AAAAnyway! The veritable plethora of quiz kids that inhabit this region of Mississippi were all thanking the great cosmic Kim Jong Il, the ‘Dear Leader’ that they think visits them and delivers Easter eggs, for keeping these kids safe and granting a favorable outcome!

Well here I go! Pretend that I am Arnold Horshack behind the other Sweathogs, raising my hand high to ask Mr.Kotter a question, (fuck you if you are lost on the reference). Why did ‘Gawd’ fuck with them in the first place!? Was this another example of his devine plan to convince us all that ‘He’ exists? I would say that it was a good example of what happens when society thinks that licencing heavy machinery operators is more logical than licencing parents! GOOOD had nothing to do with it I’m quite sure! This is just a prime example of mixing shallow gene pools! Adding god just makes these idiots seem even more incredibly defective!

Arnold Horshack gone now, lets be straight. What people attribute to god, normal, thinking scientific folks would call psychological abuse! Thats right GOOOOD is the king of abusive parents in the cosmic scheme of it all! If this was your mother she would be being brought up on charges of extreme cruelty and child abuse! Reasoning would state that we find a way to regulate parents without Orwelling their asses but keep checks and balances on them to keep heathen C.H.U.Ds from having children! Life and liberty are RIGHTS! Child abuse is NOT a RIGHT! An all inclusive bill of rights would include a clause to protect future generations from the god-fearing crazies of the Earth.

Thank you SWAT for making this jackass feel that he needed to spare the taxpayer the burden of looking at his ugly face on (snicker) ‘Death Row.’ what a joke of a name, and thank you Flying Spagetti Monster for keeping the girls safe in your noodly appendage. God was too busy letting some other little child watch his parent being bludgeoned to death by a crazy shitbag! Thanks fer yer time and as we optimists say, “as long as you look the other way, I will steal your beer and the glass will remain half-full.’

Response to the…

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Response to the anti-choice folks out there in cyberville. We are just a collection of cells that, like shit, are only stacked so high. This includes both inside AND outside the uterus! We must, as a people, do something to stem the tide of overpopulation because when ( quotation sound with fingers ), OUR LORD does take his followers home there won’t be enough clouds for all of them and then Heaven will have to deal with a homeless population!

I wonder if it would effect us unwashed non-believers ‘Left Behind,’  if that many folks urinated off of the side of the clouds or even dropped the ol’ deuce once a day?! Imagine being hit by a speeding celestial piece of shit as you were taking posession of your non-fat latte from the coffee hut! Steps people, we need to take steps!

Seriously though, I know that some folks like Angie Jackson are better at explaining things in a more, how would you say, utilitarian format? Facts, timelines, and no bullshit, just what is needed and no more!  I, on the other hand, DO tend to explain things with a few more pleasantries but do not in any way diminish the expertise of Angie’s literary scalpel. She tends to wade into a subject as a physician to surgery. She opens it up, analyzes it and excises the cancer from it’s innards! I LIKE IT! I thrive on the debate and love to see the illogical squirm in their seats when confronted with an opinion that cannot be refuted or the author’s mind swayed! We all know that Ant-Choice and Christianity cannot be supported unless you strip individual freedom and go back to dancing around the campfire invoking the Allmighty Celestial Kim Jong Il, the Dear Leader of the theist.

I will return very soon to follow up with a bit more juicy fact instead of rant oh theist dogs of Pavlov! So continue waiting until the bell rings again. Until then, go forth non-believers and leave us alone all ye faithful!