Armchair Quarterbacks, or assholes with big mouths.


In the spirit of Tim Minchin’s ‘Fuck the Motherfucker’ I would like to second that sentiment in saying fuck the motherfucker that talks a big talk and doesn’t walk the walk. Fuck you because you are a cowardly nit-picking asshole who has settled into being an old fucking intolerant bastard who can’t let people do things their way because it actually causes you physical pain NOT to be a nit-picking little bitch and criticize other people’s way of doing shit! You are the asshole that has no friends and sits in front of the TV for 12 hours a day pontificating about shit that you see on the magic box because you lack the vision to formulate your own thoughts independently from that of popular media.

You are a flavorless vacuum-headed follower that believes that because you listen to Free-Speech TV that you are all of a sudden relevant to the world stage of politics, well, you are just an arm chair quarterback still too scared to actually participate in real life and let your voice be heard. You would rather bullshit and pontificate about things than actually do something about it because that would prove that you are actually NOT a coward who has done nothing in life but shoot off his fucking mouth! Oh, but this is actually the truth! You are nothing but an ineffectual mouthpiece who cannot shut your goddamned piehole long enough to listen to those who are actually important in this life and have actually sacrificed something for others, unlike yourself, who exercised cowardice in everything that you have done!

As you can see, this post is a rant against someone who I am pressured to keep quiet about due to the idiotic constraints of etiquette. I am forced, by family bond, to allow this idiot a platform with which to spew his lack of knowledge. I will use this opportunity to up the drama factor of my blog while being forced to endure this complete idiot asshole, self-serving prick of a person who has done absolutely everything to make himself the failure in life that he is today. Alcohol, drugs, gambling, mommy-daddy issues, running out on his family, physical and emotional abuse to them, low self-esteem. This person used to be able to use his imposing stature to bully those smaller than himself, and now that he can no longer do this, he uses intolerance and anger to intimidate. He used to be the racist Republican before he fell from grace, but now that he let his business be destroyed he is now a far left Democrat who blames the Republicans for the fact that he could barely use E-Mail and any other technology that would have helped his business survive.

These people have been some of the glowing examples of why I am an atheist because when this man was earning money, he was a theist, but when things didn’t go his way then he all of a sudden didn’t believe in god. I believe in second chances, but I also believe that the desperate tend to turn to god because of their weak nature and inability to control their own addiction. I, myself, can identify as an alcoholic because I am a micro brew enthusiast, which equates to a person who loves to drink too goddammed much beer. The micro-brew movement is, very soon, going to find many of it’s followers in rehab or in self-imposed cutbacks after it is revealed that we are no better than the binge drinkers described in the journals of psychiatry.

I can control my addiction, that is what differentiates me from the others. We go about our lives drinking but not beating our spouses and fucking off on our jobs unlike those who use excuses to run every aspect of their lives. I hold them responsible for their actions and don’t cut slack for the shit that they have caused because that would throw personal responsibility out the window. I hold bad addicts responsible for their actions and laud them for recovery, but say fuck them if they try to say that the shit that they did was someone else’s fault. Some of these addictions, I believe, are Mother Nature’s effort to trim the species and so are virulent diseases. We were not meant to have 7 billion people on the Earth, let alone the 14 billion that is to come, and we need to stop considering it altruistic to save everyone on the face of the Earth. This is just fucking ludicrous. Bad shit happens and many will deal with it through vices. Some will fall and will die from them, this is life goddammit!

I have zero tolerance of broken people who try to exert their relevance by putting their fucking feet in their mouths, fuck them! I will continue to Captain Kirk it by changing the rules to favor my own decisions. I will continue to champion the causes of children because they are not responsible for the retards who arbitrarily bring them into a world like this one. I will continue to pass out flyers in an effort to bring human slaves home and to prevent this travesty from happening, but I truly believe that if someone or someones burst into these places of slavery and slaughtered the pieces of shit responsible, then the world would be a better place. Fuck these assholes who sit in their chairs spouting shit about what should be, if you are not a person of action then fuck you in your fucking stupid ass, you fucking fuck!!

Corporations as god..


I sit today, at my favorite Starbuck’s enjoying one of the few sunny days here in the city of dreary, Portland, OR. The city has many things to offer but good weather is not one of them, so I choose to live elsewhere and work here. My home in Boise affords great weather and winter sports but terrible wages for professionals because working Republicans are fucking fucktardish idiots who don’t believe in unions or good pay. Their bosses however, believe in hoarding all of the profits for themselves while the single celled organisms called ‘workers’ get the fucking shaft, all because right-wing religious idiots have programmed these simpletons to believe that representation is BAD and is a tool of the evil Democrat! 

As I ALWAYS say, 90% of the population are sheep and only 10% are forward thinkers being impeded by the 90%, which means that in a Mormon city such as Boise, you will find a bunch of deluded assholes that believe a farm boy from Illinois was visited by the almighty and given the gold tablets of the true church of GAWD! This translates to a foolish NEW belief to supplement the foolish OLD belief, that the afterlife holds true wealth beyond this Earth. The minions therefore, carry out the will of the wealthy church elders and suffer in obscurity as the upper echelon benefits off of the sweat of their brow! These idiots will work themselves to death in the service of the church and fight against reforms that benefit others because of their complete blind faith in the closed minded dictates of the church authority resulting in wage fixing and economical stagnation for the rapidly disappearing middle class. Now of course the billionaires at the top are mostly old religious assholes who believe that their evil asses were put in a position of power for a reason. They believe that they answer only to their imaginary friend in the sky, and not to the people who’s lives they are destroying. This is because people are sheep and will believe anything that they are told mainly because that’s what the TV tells them to do, and if the TV tells them to do it it HAS to be right, right?

Hell, the people have done a fucking bang up job at stopping the billionaires from piecing our nation away to foreign interests and have REALLY stopped them from utterly destroying the educational system that is the backbone of any forward thinking advanced nation, haven’t they? No? Well, bring this up at any coffee klatch and you will be accused of opposing internationalism and of being a racist! Why, just forget the whole thing and chalk it up to just a conspiracy theory and forget the fact that the corporations are buying up everything and making it impossible for startups to succeed, yeah, just forget the whole thing and put your fucking heads back in the sand and go back to church, GOD will save you, don’t worry! HE did such a great goddamned job at Sandy Hook, didn’t HE!

Sorry, too much coffee. It tends to make me level with my readers and tell them things that the general public has trained themselves to dismiss as troublemaking! The only people who want to read this kind of shit are the one’s who want change and fairness, and that appears to be a very fucking few people! I sit here at Starbuck’s looking outside the window at no less than eight, count ’em, EIGHT cameras on one fucking corner! 20 years ago this would have been considered an invasion of our privacy and now it’s considered a ‘protection’ of citizens rights! There is nowhere in a large city that a person can go without being observed and it is all in the name of national security, not that the minions of the billionaires are watching their flock and keeping an eye on what we are doing and thinking. Back in the day they called this ‘1984.’

Face it. The middle class gets smaller and the nation gets economically weaker as the intelligence disappears due to a crumbling school system cranking out illiterate graduates. Dummy down the populace and you have a perfect pool of mindless followers to work for huge business, not only that, the applicants actually feel LUCKY to have a shitty job so that they can live in substandard housing and feed their kids GMO garbage, what a perfect world….imagined by George Orwell. Religion is a tool of the oligarchy because it encourages lack of freethought and rationalism. It encourages suffering and glamorizes the difficulties of it’s minions. A life free of imaginary friends allows a person to think for themselves and to question the authority of the people giving the orders, thus decreasing the gullibility of the masses. Government and big business does not want people who ask questions and defy absolute authority, they want the person who has a shoddy education and who believes that a life of suffering will lead to a path paved in gold in the afterlife, all too perfect to lead a mindless follower. If a person believes that this life is the only one that they have then they will strive to make it better now and will most likely question why the boss gets to sit on a pile of gold while they wield the shovel or swing the pick axe. Revolution is made this way!

I will end by asking that all who read this pass it on and continue asking why our politicians continue to sell us out and why our schools continue to be underfunded. Take money from welfare, corporate AND social, or from defense spending. Take money from Homeland Security, a program that has very poor results, and fund the education system that will be the future of this nation, or sit on your asses and let the oligarchs destroy us for good and turn the middle class into slaves of the multinational corporations. Wake up people!