The Science Guy!

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I was perusing the net today and came upon an article by the most brilliant scientist Bill Nye.

Bill Nye

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 Mr. Nye was explaining how educationally injurious it is to prevent children from being taught the incredibly logical theory of evolution and that parents should let kids choose for themselves what to believe. I wholeheartedly agree and am a little bit more ‘forward’ to put it mildly, in my criticisms of those who disagree. I am, by nature, a true follower of the works of Dawkins, Dennett, Hitchens and other atheists and identify myself with the most hard core of the lot. My belief is that early indoctrination of children to religion amounts to child abuse and should be banned like asbestos! Religion has and will always poison our society into starting conflict to commit mass murder in the name of some despotic shitty god created my greedy men in his own image. Bill Nye, like so many others of the enlightened and growing minority of atheists are trying to drag these dark age looneys into the 21st century and assist in dispelling the idiocy of the fables of all organized religion. YES! It IS injurious to mold a developing mind to believe in a doctrine that has absolutely NO basis at all! It’s like polluting purified water by putting toilet water in it! A small amount can destroy a shitload of water!
I have religious friends and find it VERY hard to not be insulting so I never talk about any subjevt that leads back to religion. I have great knowledge in how to debate and have no inclination to alienate these people. They know me and do not try to tell me ‘The Good News’ because they know that to me the ‘good’ news is that they WON’T tell me about Jesus! I support Nye and all of his scientific constituents in forwarding the cause and mission of science to bring the human race forward into the light, a light without the darkness of petty little religions trying to garner acolytes and destroy reason.
Science and religion CANNOT coexist due to the warlike close-minded nature of the faithful. They have persecuted and killed scientists in the past and would return to this practice if they had the power to do so, so they must be stopped. Those religious nutjobs replying to the Nye article came across as ignorant, infantile barbarians in supposing that god had ANYTHING to do with science AND that atheists were selfish in chosing logic over the idiotic fables of the bible! How so many people can buy into the bullshit that is the bible is beyond me in that science and reason have completely disproved this yoke of slavery in it’s entirety! I absolutely despise having to skewer the false doctrine of the blind but feel the need to because there is so much craziness in the world because of god and gods! If these people would keep their fables to themselves then I would leave them to their delusions, but when you try to poison others to believe in your fabricated nonsense then atheism needs a louder voice. I AM that voice and am excited to help others ‘come out’ of the atheist closet to fight the opressive ignorance of organized religion!
Read what Nye has to say and let children have a real chance in this world to bring it forward! Examine the fact that your religions have exactly ZERO proof and set your minds free to think on your own! You ARE worthy! You ARE NOT born a sinner who must live on your knees to a ficticious god! Wake up people before fanatics can damage us more with their dark age lunacy! Bill, keep speaking out and all other atheists please keep fighting to end the darkness of ignorance! Remember, just because you believe in bullshit does not make it true!

god IS NOT GREAT!

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HellOOOOO blogodytes!

Been a long time since I last graced you with my opinion and my opinion alone. No I don’t, like so many others, put forth my suppositions as truth as does the bulk of pedantic assholes who like to hear themselves speak! I acknowledge that I may be the crazy fuck amoungst you who’s opinion is incredibly skewed and could be way off of the mark DUE to that aforementioned possible instability! Schizophrenia aside, I am of the mind to elucidate, elaborate, and later, if I have time, masturbate! The latter will have to be done without my faithful readers involvement! Since the last time that I graced your presence the world has been rocked with a mass murder, complicated by an election and confused by Governmental subterfuge! The Left is pissed because Obama has constituents to please, the Right is ready to vote for the ‘Apostate of Hell’ as the have referred to the Mormons, and the hipsters are still riding bikes in traffic like the stupid fucktards that they are!

First we will start with Colorado. The media as they do all the time, sticks a camera and mike into the face of a bloody survivor and starts asking questions as if the poor bastard is NOT in shock from the loss of 3 pints of blood. The left responds with a knee-jerk response to ban guns and an out pouring of shit about the lack of mental health support for crazy shitbags like the shooter in the theater! GOOD! Yes, the family should have said that the shooter was a crazy bastard, if my son was unhinged and speaking nonsense I would follow up on it, fuck the Guv, they abandoned mental health and the Libs didn’t make much of a stink about it! The Right couldn’t care less, they are part of the problem! We can’t count on the GUB! They are corrupt just as much as the private sector!

This was preventable and guns had nothing to do with it! Yes the people probably don’t need automatic weapons but the bulk of law abiding citizens are not the ones commiting the crimes! Guns disappear and the only ones that you see with them are outaws. TRUTH!!! Put this bastard to death and be done! He cannot join society as a member, so work him to death or kill him! Sorry to the parents, but I would agree to let the system work him to death after the death of a 6 yr old!

Guns let those of us put game on our table regardless of what you asshole vegetarians think, and let us do the jobs that you pussies aren’t willing to do. When you hipsters get the net then call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid Dog, he’s just a BOUNTY HUNTER!!!

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Hello all of you Cheeto-staind fingered computer geeks!

I was just reading the story on the Communist News Network about the genetic aberration who possibly procreated with the Wal-Marter that he killed along with her oldest child(RIP to the child). The jerkoff, a Mr. Mayes something Wal-Marty, seemed creepy and subhuman in all photos. He also fit the profile of a trailer-bound talking ape. The Thomas Kinkade-loving simpleton mom of course thought that this idiot would be quality peeps to mix faulty genetic material with. The two kidnapped girls that he took look normal enough so the jury’s out on him being the donor yet! Said Jagoff kills mom and older daughter and goes on a tour of the Deliverance landscape with the two young girls.

The story ends happily with a bullet ripping the top of this asshole’s head off to expose the peanut inside. Usually these pieces of shit have to shoot themeselves in the asshole to actually cause brain damage but I guess this jerk had different physiology from the typical cousin-fucker. AAAAnyway! The veritable plethora of quiz kids that inhabit this region of Mississippi were all thanking the great cosmic Kim Jong Il, the ‘Dear Leader’ that they think visits them and delivers Easter eggs, for keeping these kids safe and granting a favorable outcome!

Well here I go! Pretend that I am Arnold Horshack behind the other Sweathogs, raising my hand high to ask Mr.Kotter a question, (fuck you if you are lost on the reference). Why did ‘Gawd’ fuck with them in the first place!? Was this another example of his devine plan to convince us all that ‘He’ exists? I would say that it was a good example of what happens when society thinks that licencing heavy machinery operators is more logical than licencing parents! GOOOD had nothing to do with it I’m quite sure! This is just a prime example of mixing shallow gene pools! Adding god just makes these idiots seem even more incredibly defective!

Arnold Horshack gone now, lets be straight. What people attribute to god, normal, thinking scientific folks would call psychological abuse! Thats right GOOOOD is the king of abusive parents in the cosmic scheme of it all! If this was your mother she would be being brought up on charges of extreme cruelty and child abuse! Reasoning would state that we find a way to regulate parents without Orwelling their asses but keep checks and balances on them to keep heathen C.H.U.Ds from having children! Life and liberty are RIGHTS! Child abuse is NOT a RIGHT! An all inclusive bill of rights would include a clause to protect future generations from the god-fearing crazies of the Earth.

Thank you SWAT for making this jackass feel that he needed to spare the taxpayer the burden of looking at his ugly face on (snicker) ‘Death Row.’ what a joke of a name, and thank you Flying Spagetti Monster for keeping the girls safe in your noodly appendage. God was too busy letting some other little child watch his parent being bludgeoned to death by a crazy shitbag! Thanks fer yer time and as we optimists say, “as long as you look the other way, I will steal your beer and the glass will remain half-full.’

Response to the…

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Response to the anti-choice folks out there in cyberville. We are just a collection of cells that, like shit, are only stacked so high. This includes both inside AND outside the uterus! We must, as a people, do something to stem the tide of overpopulation because when ( quotation sound with fingers ), OUR LORD does take his followers home there won’t be enough clouds for all of them and then Heaven will have to deal with a homeless population!

I wonder if it would effect us unwashed non-believers ‘Left Behind,’  if that many folks urinated off of the side of the clouds or even dropped the ol’ deuce once a day?! Imagine being hit by a speeding celestial piece of shit as you were taking posession of your non-fat latte from the coffee hut! Steps people, we need to take steps!

Seriously though, I know that some folks like Angie Jackson are better at explaining things in a more, how would you say, utilitarian format? Facts, timelines, and no bullshit, just what is needed and no more!  I, on the other hand, DO tend to explain things with a few more pleasantries but do not in any way diminish the expertise of Angie’s literary scalpel. She tends to wade into a subject as a physician to surgery. She opens it up, analyzes it and excises the cancer from it’s innards! I LIKE IT! I thrive on the debate and love to see the illogical squirm in their seats when confronted with an opinion that cannot be refuted or the author’s mind swayed! We all know that Ant-Choice and Christianity cannot be supported unless you strip individual freedom and go back to dancing around the campfire invoking the Allmighty Celestial Kim Jong Il, the Dear Leader of the theist.

I will return very soon to follow up with a bit more juicy fact instead of rant oh theist dogs of Pavlov! So continue waiting until the bell rings again. Until then, go forth non-believers and leave us alone all ye faithful!