I was perusing the net today and came upon an article by the most brilliant scientist Bill Nye.
god IS NOT GREAT!Standard
Been a long time since I last graced you with my opinion and my opinion alone. No I don’t, like so many others, put forth my suppositions as truth as does the bulk of pedantic assholes who like to hear themselves speak! I acknowledge that I may be the crazy fuck amoungst you who’s opinion is incredibly skewed and could be way off of the mark DUE to that aforementioned possible instability! Schizophrenia aside, I am of the mind to elucidate, elaborate, and later, if I have time, masturbate! The latter will have to be done without my faithful readers involvement! Since the last time that I graced your presence the world has been rocked with a mass murder, complicated by an election and confused by Governmental subterfuge! The Left is pissed because Obama has constituents to please, the Right is ready to vote for the ‘Apostate of Hell’ as the have referred to the Mormons, and the hipsters are still riding bikes in traffic like the stupid fucktards that they are!
First we will start with Colorado. The media as they do all the time, sticks a camera and mike into the face of a bloody survivor and starts asking questions as if the poor bastard is NOT in shock from the loss of 3 pints of blood. The left responds with a knee-jerk response to ban guns and an out pouring of shit about the lack of mental health support for crazy shitbags like the shooter in the theater! GOOD! Yes, the family should have said that the shooter was a crazy bastard, if my son was unhinged and speaking nonsense I would follow up on it, fuck the Guv, they abandoned mental health and the Libs didn’t make much of a stink about it! The Right couldn’t care less, they are part of the problem! We can’t count on the GUB! They are corrupt just as much as the private sector!
This was preventable and guns had nothing to do with it! Yes the people probably don’t need automatic weapons but the bulk of law abiding citizens are not the ones commiting the crimes! Guns disappear and the only ones that you see with them are outaws. TRUTH!!! Put this bastard to death and be done! He cannot join society as a member, so work him to death or kill him! Sorry to the parents, but I would agree to let the system work him to death after the death of a 6 yr old!
Guns let those of us put game on our table regardless of what you asshole vegetarians think, and let us do the jobs that you pussies aren’t willing to do. When you hipsters get the net then call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Response to the…Aside
Response to the anti-choice folks out there in cyberville. We are just a collection of cells that, like shit, are only stacked so high. This includes both inside AND outside the uterus! We must, as a people, do something to stem the tide of overpopulation because when ( quotation sound with fingers ), OUR LORD does take his followers home there won’t be enough clouds for all of them and then Heaven will have to deal with a homeless population!
I wonder if it would effect us unwashed non-believers ‘Left Behind,’ if that many folks urinated off of the side of the clouds or even dropped the ol’ deuce once a day?! Imagine being hit by a speeding celestial piece of shit as you were taking posession of your non-fat latte from the coffee hut! Steps people, we need to take steps!
Seriously though, I know that some folks like Angie Jackson are better at explaining things in a more, how would you say, utilitarian format? Facts, timelines, and no bullshit, just what is needed and no more! I, on the other hand, DO tend to explain things with a few more pleasantries but do not in any way diminish the expertise of Angie’s literary scalpel. She tends to wade into a subject as a physician to surgery. She opens it up, analyzes it and excises the cancer from it’s innards! I LIKE IT! I thrive on the debate and love to see the illogical squirm in their seats when confronted with an opinion that cannot be refuted or the author’s mind swayed! We all know that Ant-Choice and Christianity cannot be supported unless you strip individual freedom and go back to dancing around the campfire invoking the Allmighty Celestial Kim Jong Il, the Dear Leader of the theist.
I will return very soon to follow up with a bit more juicy fact instead of rant oh theist dogs of Pavlov! So continue waiting until the bell rings again. Until then, go forth non-believers and leave us alone all ye faithful!