Satan’s Cock!

I really don’t appreciate you fucking with me Jesus, really! I warned you about a Seahawks loss and you answered my prayers! You know how pissed I would have been had you fed those starving kids and clothed the poor over letting my football team win! THANK you for fucking the orphans and blessing my sports team Goddammit! ( sorry, your Father Dammitt ).

FUCK YOU POOR PEOPLE! My football team won you unfortunate fucks! There are priorities and Tim Tebow is aware of  this, just ask him why his god totally fucked him in his star powered ass after blessing him with the skills to make love to homosexuals well….uh, I mean play football well, yeah! Had he bet on the right horse or did blow off of the right hooker’s ass he would be in the NFL right now, but he is too good for the god of Abraham who is a master at doing blow off of a hooker’s ass, so fuck his un-righteous taint-licking ass!

I will pray to the Better than Bouillon, I can’t believe it’s not Butter Satanic blob-cock and hope that I keep my anal virginity, but if not I will represent as well as a Kardashian at an all rape convention, fuck yeah! Hopefully smearing cocaine on my asshole will numb it to the big fat cock that Lord Satan can shove up init BITCHES! Luv ya Satan, Luv ya Satan…………